This Year’s Gunny Awards
In 2012 Barack Obama was honored as the Best Gun Salesman of the Year. He held that distinction until 2016 when Donald Trump was named Best Gun Salesman of the Year. Both, of course, for different reasons: Obama – Americans were afraid he’d take away our guns so we all went out and bought more guns. Trump – Americans were rejoicing that the NRA had put its critical support behind Trump who immediately announced that he was the best gun salesman in the country. Well…nobody said he wasn’t, did they?
This year’s Gunny award, however, is a bit more complicated. It has to be shared by a few hundred thousand insurrectionist crybabies who want to hurt, kick, hit, stomp, choke and throttle people who, all they wanted, was to march in unity to convey their inner rage over a bad cop’s rookie handling of a minor offense suspect that died from the cop’s lack of training or just knowing when you’ve got your suspect hooked up and under control. That cop – now fired, along with three other cops who stood around afraid to tell the senior cop to “quit. Now!” also face charges for their hesitancy.
That being said, the rioters have put former lulled-to-sleep gun control citizens, who previously believed that guns were evil, rushing to the nearest gun store to arm themselves. After seeing a few thousand cops being pushed around – and one shot – by a rioter, they’ve decided that guns just might offer some manner of getting rioters to back off.
Guns, often called The Great Equalizer, can be just that. However preferred, it is also paramount that new gun owners train up somewhere quickly before they even buy the ammo meant for the shiny new counterbalance.
What all this means is that thousands – maybe even hundreds of thousands of previous gun control advocates can now see why the Second Amendment was written in the first place. And this November … if there IS a November – will provide them an opportunity to show their riot-rotting crime spree something like “You want my stuff? My food? My family? My house? My car? that it’s available only from the barrel of my brand new gun from therewith came the 2020 Gunny Award.